WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED ...

Men Are Just Happier People

NICKNAMES…

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.

EATING OUT …

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY …

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.

BATHROOMS …

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS…

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE …

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MARRIAGE …

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

DRESSING UP …

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL …

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING…

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!

Great

funny!

Hey Princess…does he have a “cute” brother? LOL

purple, you don’t want his brothers. Dale is definitely the BEST in the family. All of his brothers have had multiple failed marriages. And NO! not cute!! LOL

“A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house”

LOL , thanks for the laugh.

LOL !

Princess…Okay, I’ll take your word for it.

LOL Pretty true except the “short people” part on my part. . My family is EVERYTHING to me.

Ohh and I DEFINITLY could NOT name even 20 things my wife has in the bathroom!! LOLOLOL

The coolest thing about being a man IS that you DO getta play with toys . And NO ONE thinks its weird!! Heck I’ll be 52 ina few weeks and 5 years ago I told my Mom I wanted an Air Hogs RC Helicoptor for Christmas…and I GOT IT) COOOLZZ! My Boys laughed…then they wanted to play with it!!LOL

Clothes have wrinklesFor REAL Who knew??

Is Bald a hairstyle??