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Here's a brand new, retired Christmas 2011 Hallmark talking & singing Wisecrackin' Gingerbread Boy figure! He's motion activated, stands 7" tall, brand new with tag and instructions, made of plastic, and requires 3 AAA batteries (included).
Place this funny guy on a kitchen counter, a cupboard, next to the treats or cookie jar, and he sings & speaks when you get near him!
He sings the following to the tune of Deck the Halls:
"If you're craving something sweet...
Help yourself but DON'T EAT ME!
Candy canes are my suggestion...
I could give you INDIGESTION!"
He speaks the following:
"You know what's really good to eat INSTEAD of me? Carrots! Mmmm... Delicious carrots!"
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"BACK AWAY FROM THE GINGERBREAD BOY! He is NOT delicious. I repeat. He is NOT delicious."
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"Why couldn't I have been born a fruitcake? Nobody EVER wants to eat them!"
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"You know...I think I saw a snickerdoodle around here somewhere. Here, doodle doodle! HERE, doodle!"
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"I heard a rumor that eating gingerbread automatically gets you on the naughty list. Just sayin'."
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"Oh, I wouldn't make a very good snack. Even my JOKES are stale!"
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