Freud's Wash Fulfillment Soap Bar Washes Away Civilization and It's Discontents!

Mysophobia* got you down? As the good doctor said, "Dirt of any kind seems to us incompatible with civilization." Freudian Soap washes away germs and dirt and it's guaranteed to get your hands cleaner than your conscience. *not effective against agoraphobia, arachnophobia, or xenophobia [cucumber, olive oil scent] The Soap you can slip on. Try this FOAM SWEET FOAM soap! Does ordinary soap leave your bathroom dull? Make your sink or tub interesting with this smart little soap! Ponder. Rinse. Repeat. This weighs 2 oz. / 56 g and measures approximately 1.75" x 2.5" x 1" making it the perfect size to quell any rebellion (about your scent). Not tested on animals and is Made in the USA. It is new and unused and it has been stored in a smoke and pet free environment.

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