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~A HARP TO DIE FOR or HOW MUCH IS THAT HARMONICA IN THE MORGUE?~

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Harmonicas

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A HARP TO DIE FOR or HOW MUCH IS THAT HARMONICA IN THE MORGUE? ================================================================== ================================================================== Well, by now you've probably heard about the latest harmonica related tragedy to hit the nation. Polyphonia "Pigsty" Wannabe was bending a note when suddenly, a twelve pound chunk of rust dislodged from one of his recently purchased harps, and got stuck in his throat, causing a harmonic-aneurysm. Or maybe it was a bad taco. We'll never know.All I know for sure is he suffered greatly. It took the doctors several hours to extract the offending instrument from his gullet, and several more to remove the smile from his face. At great personal cost, I have acquired the killermonicas from the death scene, and now, I offer you the chance to have them for your very own. Slip them into the pocket of a rival bluesman, or play them yourself, if you feel like ending it all. What do I care? These are stock images from the Coroner's Office. Your harmonicas may vary. E Pluribus Unum. Viva Zapata! Void where prohibited. Questions and answers about this item Q: Hi I'm a Collector of Rare Vintage Harmonica's but I'm not to sure about them Have you got a Signature to verify there Origins form the Last Owner if you have a Signature of some Kind I would BIN Them Now Please get back to me I'm very interested Cheers.. A: Sadly, I can't provide a signature or authentication for these rare, vintage harps. Pigsty is so traumatized by his experience that he has withdrawn from society. He is even thinking of abandoning harmonicas altogether. He just doesn't have the wind anymore, although the iron level in his bloodstream is through the roof. He's considering learning to play bagpipes. Until he is able to secure a set, he practices by squeezing his Depends and blowing bubbles into his sippy cup whilst humming. It's disturbing, but they just close the door to his room and let him do his thing. Q: Would you ship to the UK? A: I would ship to the UK. But you must promise me to use them wisely. They's mighty powerful. Remember Pigsty, whose jowls only recently stopped quivering in the aftermath of his ordeal. Yeah, he's alive, if you can call that living. He has his good days and his bad days, but he'll never be the same. A fact for which everyone is grateful. Powered by eBay Turbo Lister The free listing tool. List your items fast and easy and manage your active items.
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